Thursday 14 February 2013

Gotta love Kenyans!;-)....they are Obstinate!

1. Mutura: is a Kenyan delicacy resembling sausages, it is also what people in Nyeri call the education minister
2. To you, Mascara may be make up but to a Luhya it's cigarettes.
3. Marijuana is a drug but to the Kikuyus it also means they knew each other.
4. The Hobbit is a movie but to the Kambas it is a chewing gum
5. Ukali means bitter or harshness but to a Luhya it's food - [Ugali].
6. Federer is a tennis player but to Kikuyus it also means a flag.[ Bendera]
7. L is a letter in the alphabet but to Kambas it is also the place where sinners will go. Hell
8. Choice is not only an option but to the Luhya it's a girl's name.
9. Bull is the male species of a cow but to a Kalenjin it's also a place where people like Dunford swim. Pool (swimming pool)
10. Sack is a bag type used for luggage but our Luo friends unmistakably enigmaticaly with utmost flamboyance know it's a sea mammal with ssarp teeth. And they are Obstinate!
11. Hyundai is a car and it's what happens when you take poison in Ukambani.
12. Sota in sheng means to be broke but to the kikuyus and Luhya it's a beverage. Soda
13. Yana is a tyre brand but o the Kamabas it means yesterday. Jana
14. Do this is english but to Kikuyus it means many motorbikes -[dothi dothi ]
15. Paper is writing material but to Kisiis it means to carry [beba]
16. Parrot to Luhyas is not only a bird, but a thing that we will use at the March 4th General Election.
17. Chuka is a town in Meru county but to the kikuyu people it means to "alight"!

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