Friday, 4 July 2014

Women and football:

......... somewhere in Muranga..........

Wife: Sweety, which teams are playing today? 
Hubby: There is no match today.
Wife: Oh! Is it over? So who won? Hubby: It's not over. They are just resting today.
Wife: Oooooh! Are they on halftime?Hubby: Aah.... sure they are on halftime.
Wife: So when are they starting the second half?
Hubby: Tomorrow.
Wife: So Drogba will be playing tomorrow?
Hubby: ... His team was knocked out.
Wife: Haa.. So which team is remaining?Hubby: Uruguay
Wife: Is that the one that Suarez plays for?
Hubby: YES!
Wife: At least we willwatch Suarez.
Hubby: Suarez was banned. He will not be playing any more.
Wife: So they will play with less players?Hubby: No they will put someone else.
Wife: Who will they put?
Hubby: I DON'T KNOW!
(Silence)
Wife: I hope they put Drogba.. ..

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