Wednesday, 8 October 2014

Soldier busts wife in the act

Screen Shot 2014-10-08 at 10.19.02 PMBy Apeti Wanyama @PeopleDailyKe
Residents of Greenhouse estate in Kitengela recently were treated to a free adult video after a man caught his wife in bed with another man. The man who was caught is said, after receiving his September salary, to have decided to visit the woman in her house to stray into the Garden of Eden to enjoy the forbidden fruit.
This was the third day for the man to eat the forbidden fruit but this time round, he was not so lucky. As they say in physics, for every action, there is a reaction. They were so engrossed in their world of bliss and forgot that the woman was a wife of a Kenya Defence Forces soldier, who is on a mission in Somalia.

It was on this day that the saying the day for a monkey to die all trees will be slippery, came true. Early in the morning as they were still cooling off in bed, obviously tired after the ‘night’s rigours’, they heard a knock on the door. The woman did not appear alarmed because in her mind it was the caretaker asking for that month’s rent bank slip.
However, her mouth nearly dropped when on opening the door, her husband was standing upright like the true soldier he is. After the woman gave a feigned hug to her man, the husband smelt a rat and he went straight to the bedroom where he encountered a naked man on his bed scrolling through a phone.
The soldier instead of beating the headlights out of the man, did the unexpected. He called neighbours and forced the two lovebirds to re-enact their moments of passion.
The woman, a staunch Christian, could not bare the embarrassment and begged her husband to close the door. Her husband obliged but gave the two 10 minutes to dress up and vacate his house. Call it forbidden passion gone awry. Residents praised the soldier for exercising restraint.

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