SUMMARY
- Getting into a relationship with a lady you don't know much about may become unbearable.
- There are different categories of women to look out for.
As women ache for love, so do men. We exchange contacts, meet up for dinner, secure the second and the third date and we are fully persuaded we should be an item. As we get intimate, things happen, pointers that convince us that the relationship is not anything close to what we anticipated.
You find out that your lady is a control freak who is unbearable in every way. As a man, you will not make any choice or move without her consent. If you fail to seek her approval on any issue, you are inviting a lot of trouble. She will carry unresolved issues into the present just to stay in control.
Then there is the hot attractive mamacita who creates the impression of wife material whenever you think of her. Sadly she has a child and she is practically looking for a boyfriend and a father figure to her child. To make matters worse she still contacts the baby’s dad for upkeep. Unfortunately, you can not think of her and the baby without the baby daddy in the picture.
Thirdly, there is the church enthusiast who answers every question you ask with a bible verse. This one insists that you accompany her for prayers. She believes her pastor when he says that you have Majini (evil spirits) and you need spiritual intervention. She persists that you must join her church, for you to be clean despite you being a committed member in your own church.
Women naturally were born to pamper men. That is taking care of your laundry, cooking your food and washing dishes. However, some are going an extra mile by wiping our faces and feeding us in restaurants. This literally feels like we are dating our own mothers. It feels good in the beginning but as the relationship gets thick, it feels like we are being treated as kindergarten children.
Since that mistake Eve did in the Garden of Eden, men were commanded to provide for women needs without whining or complaining. This is made difficult by the ‘nibuie’ type, the threat to the boy-child; a breed of women who suck us dry to the last coin then leave only to visit again at end-month just when we are about to get our salaries and bonus cheques. If you bump into one, do not hesitate to blacklist and block her for good.
A woman who shouts your name at the top of her lungs while under the influence of too much booze or weed is entertaining and unbearable at the same time. This is because there is a high chance that you will smash her for the rest of the night and forget her name before dawn. It is also possible that anyone else can have her in his bed as much as they can quench her thirst for Guarana. She is happy to dish it out just to show gratitude for the favour.
Lastly, there is the marry me type. This one is already planning a honeymoon destination with you on the second date. She already has a picture of you two going down the aisle and she can even get pregnant to make sure you put a ring on it. If you meet this type of woman run as fast as you can before you make her expectant.
In conclusion, men should check the person they are starting to hang out with to avoid getting into complicated situations. Although men are not seeking the perfection title and ready to accept women's flaws, some habits just can't be endured.
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