Saturday, 28 February 2015
Kenyan women, this is why you’re still single
A toyboy lover of a married woman suffered 'penis captivus'
Toyboy becomes stuck inside his married lover after suffering 'penis captivus' during sex… then crowd gathers to see after rumours it was caused by husband casting a black magic spell
- Police called when two people in South Africa became stuck having sex
- A toyboy lover of a married woman suffered 'penis captivus', reports said
- Crowds gathered outside an apartment that they were having sex in
- It was rumoured the husband had put a curse on his wife's private parts
- The spell is designed to make an adulterer become stuck
By TED THORNHILL FOR MAILONLINE
27 February 2015
Police had to be called in to restore order after a crowd gathered to see a cheating wife and her lover locked together during sex after the rumour spread that her husband had asked a witch doctor to put a curse on her private parts.
And although medical experts say the embarrassing experience was more likely a case of 'penis captivus', in which the woman's vagina had contracted too much and trapped the man's penis, they were unable to stop the rumour and the mob had quickly assembled.
Local media said that unfaithful Sasha Ngema, 34, had reportedly been romping with toyboy Sol Qoboza, 22, at a rented apartment in the city of Johannesburg in South Africa while her husband was away on business.
Police had to be called in to restore order after a crowd gathered to see a cheating wife and her lover locked together during sex after the rumour spread that her husband had asked a witch doctor to put a curse on her private parts
According to the story that spread like wildfire through the neighbourhood, they found they could not separate afterwards apparently because suspicious hubby Neill, 42, had gone to a witch doctor who put the curse on his wife's private parts before he left.
The spell, known as a muthi, is designed to make sure that if someone other than the husband tries to have sex with the woman in question, he will remain stuck until the husband returns to extract his revenge.
The shocked couple began calling for help, which soon turned into screams as they became more desperate for him to withdraw, according to local
Neighbour Priscilla Ndlovu, 34, said: 'At first I thought it was just the screams of sexual pleasure, but it turned out to be screams for help.
'I knocked on the door to see if everything was OK, and when I went in I saw him lying on top of her sobbing as she screamed to be freed.'
News of the curse quickly spread and by the time police arrived over 2,000 people had swarmed onto the street outside the apartment block demanding to see the cheating couple.
A police spokesman said: 'We had to use pepper spray to disperse the crowd as they refused to leave and were causing huge problems.'
Local woman Janet Pieterse, 35, said: 'Everyone was curious to see what was happening because although you always hear about such things you never see it.
Unfortunate: Medics said although rare it was possible that a man's penis could become trapped inside the woman in exceptional circumstances
WHAT IS 'PENIS CAPTIVUS'?
When the penis is in the vagina it becomes increasingly engorged, Dr John Dean, a UK-based sexual physician, told the BBC.
He said: 'The muscles of the woman's pelvic floor contract rhythmically at orgasm. While those muscles contract the penis becomes stuck and further engorged.'
Finally the vaginal muscles relax, the blood flows out of the penis and the man can withdraw.
He said that over the years, several of his patients have discussed their experience of getting 'stuck' - more out of curiosity than because it was a problem, he added.
'The police's reaction was completely over the top.'
The couple were reportedly taken away by an ambulance that had been called to the scene.
It took the pair to a local hospital but local magic specialist Sangoma Mathabo Mofokeng said: 'No one will be able to separate them until the woman's husband comes back.'
However, medics said although rare it was possible that a man's penis could become trapped inside the woman in exceptional circumstances.
In October last year for example Italian media reported how a couple's plan for an outdoor romp in the sea ended in agony when they became stuck together during sex.
The Italian couple had reportedly taken advantage of a warm day and an isolated beach in the Marche region of Italy by going for a skinny dip in the sea, and embracing in a passionate clinch.
But the passion soon became embarrassment and pain when they realised they were unable to pull away from one another after sex at sea.
A woman who was passing by on the beach came to the amorous couple's rescue and called emergency services.
She handed them a towel to protect their modesty as they sheepishly scrambled back on to the beach, still 'as one' the newspaper reported.
They were taken to a local hospital, where a doctor freed them by giving the woman an injection to dilate her uterus.
Penis captivus is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual (a form of vaginismus), making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.
Two papers published by 19th-century German gynaecologists Scanzoni and Hildebrandt, had dealt with cases of the condition. Scanzoni's patient was 'a completely healthy young woman, married for six months'.
She and her husband had to abstain from sexual intercourse because her intense vaginal contractions were 'most painful to him and... did on several occasions end in a spasm... which sometimes lasted more than ten minutes and made it impossible for the couple to separate'.
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Thursday, 26 February 2015
Adulterous Johannesburg couple stuck in post-coital distress.
“Leave my wife alone! I have put special muthi (medicine) in her punani!”
By This Is Africa on February 25, 2015
An unfortunate man who was involved with another man's wife ended up being unable to separate himself from the woman he was involved with last week Thursday. This is after he had ignored warnings from the woman's husband
About 2,000 people gathered outside an apartment block earlier this week after word got out that a pair of lovers were stuck in post-coital distress.
According to the Daily Sun, the couple ended up being stuck together and subsequently screamed for help, begging to be separated.
This was after the male victim ignored a warning from the woman’s husband who reportedly told the man “Leave my wife alone! I have put special muthi (medicine) in her punani!”
One of the residents of the apartment block, Priscilla Ndlovu, told the Daily Sun that she had heard screams from the woman’s apartment on Thursday night.
“At first we thought it was just the screams of sexual pleasure, but it turned to be screams for help,” said Priscilla.
She then called the security guard who forced the door open and saw the man lying on top of the woman, unable to detach himself. Priscilla said that they were also unable to free the couple.
“We always hear of such things happening but we have never seen it,” she said.
According to a family member, the husband to the adulterous woman had frequently voiced his suspicion of his wife’s infidelity.
“I think he locked his wife to catch the man she’s cheating with.”
An unnamed commentator told the Daily Sun that “locking” a woman with muthi is a common way of catching and humiliating cheating lovers.
The couple was eventually whisked away in an ambulance last week Friday.
Source: Daily Sun
Wednesday, 25 February 2015
Diaspora Dual Citizenship:Changes to Immigration Rules in Kenya
Kenya immigration rules have drastically changed over the last few months tightening previous loopholes. One of the key changes affecting those with dual citizenship or those who have acquired citizenship from foreign states. Whilst it was easy to walk through the Kenyan Air Port with an expired Kenyan passport and be allowed entry without being subjected to Visa requirements and fees, that has now changed. Following the inauguration of the new Kenyan Constitution, holders of dual citizenship or persons whose countries don’t allow Dual Citizenship eg. Tanzania had a concession period to either apply for Permanent Residence or have the dual citizenship Vignette endorsed in their passport. Better still apply for Kenyan passports and use the same to enter or leave Kenya.
It’s understood that Kenyans had until December to make the application . Those who have not complied with the changes are now subject to Visa regulations. Applicants whose passports do not have the vignette endorsed will now have to apply for leave to enter Kenya and pay the relevant fees applicable. What is not clear is whether once entry clearance visa is granted, the applicants will be subject to the current internal immigration changes barring foreigners from extending their leave in Kenya. It’s also not clear whether the same rules apply to children below 18 years.
As the summer and Easter Holidays approach, it’s important for Kenyans who plan to travel to Kenya to make enquiries at their nearest Embassy. It’s important to make sure that enquiries are made before hand because clearly Kenyan Immigration Rules have drastically changed and if one does not meet the relevant entry requirements will caught out by the changes.
Those who are in contact with the embassies can lobby for an extension of time to adjust to the changes.
For more enquires, information or seek independent legal advice or contact the nearest embassy:
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Recently Juja MP Francis Munyua Waititu sacked one of his employees Susan Wambui through text
Sacking people through texts its nothing new.
But that is not the shocking part…
The Juja Member of Parliament is believed to have demanded sex from Wambui and when she did not agree to his demands, he gave her the sack via text.
Wambui who works as a secretary at the Juja CDF Offices shared the texts sent to her by the Juja MP on social media.
Here are the texts below:
” Ulikataa nikule hizo vitu na vile nazimezea mate. Now i am employing another person on your behalf. Hii dunia kila kitu ni nipe nikupe. Ken will give you the other details on how to to clear from the office. Goodbye” sent on 23/10/2014
”I can see even you are supporting Kabogo’s brother on that nonsense he posted on Kalimoni group. I thought of paying you through CDF because I removed you from PSC through anger even CDF you will not get. Nowadays it is unipe nikupe my friend.Dont think Kangethe will take you anywhere. Try and see” sent on 31/10/2014
” The worst mistake can be if you are used by Kabogo fanatics to spoil my name. All secrets from my office should be left there or else you will regret”
And this is what Susan had to reply to Waititu:
“I like that sir, As you can see I have not replied to your messages since the first one. I would rather be jobless than leave my husband and be a mistress. You own Juja but you don’t own Kenya. The same God who made you an MP without sleeping with anyone is the same God who will bless me. Do me a favor and leave me alone. Employ the ones who will sleep with you all you want mimi apana. And on Facebook I have the right to comment to whoever i want.”
Saturday, 21 February 2015
Android malware spies on you even after phone is shut down
19.2.2015, from an AVG spokesperson.
To achieve this, the malware hijacks the shutting downprocess — making it appear as though your Android device is shutting down. You see the animation, the screen goes black, but the phone is actually still on.
In this state, the malware can use the phone to send your messages to a third party, record a call or take a photo, essentially turning your phone into a device that spies on you.
AVG, which posted code excerpts showing some of the malware's functionality, names this threat Android/PowerOffHijack.A. According to the company, it infects devices running Android versions below 5.0 and requires root permissions in order to act.
The company spokesperson told us some 10,000 devices were infected so far, mostly in China where the malware was first introduced and offered through the local, official app stores.
The latest AVG antivirus products can detect this threat, but the company still advises users to take the battery out of their phone if they really want to be sure their phone is off.
Friday, 20 February 2015
Top 10 Richest Men of All Time in History Who Ever Lived
10. Alan Rufus - Worth = $178.65 billion[Approximately] (c. 1040 – 1093).
Alan Rufus is a close companion of William the Conqueror. Like William the Conqueror, Alan Rufus died a very rich man; in adjusting his fortune to modern equivalents by accounting for inflation, he was worth approximately $178.65 billion, coming in part from the 250,000 acres ("the Land of Count Alan") conceded to him in Yorkshire in 1071 by the King for his cooperation in the invasion. This figure puts him as one of the richest people in human history.
Alan Rufus was a major employer of skilled labour to build abbeys, castles and manor-houses across Norman England, some of which remain in evidence today. As an example, the original manor house of Costessey Hall in Norfolk still stands on the north side of the river Tud in Costessey Park. Beneath Richmond Castle, Alan founded the beautiful town of Richmond, North Yorkshire.
9. Cornelius Vanderbilt - Worth = $185 Billion (May 27, 1794 – January 4, 1877)
Cornelius Vanderbilt also known by the sobriquet Commodore, was an American industrialist and philanthropist who built his wealth in shipping and railroads. He was also the patriarch of the Vanderbilt family and one of the richest Americans in history. He provided the initial gift to found Vanderbilt University, which is named in his honor.
Vanderbilt was born in Staten Island, New York and began working on his father's ferry in New York Harbor as a boy, quitting school at the age of 11. At the age of 16 Vanderbilt decided to start his own ferry service. According to one version of events, he borrowed $100 from his mother to purchase a periauger (a shallow draft, two masted sailing vessel).
However, according to the version of the first published account of his life, published in the magazine Scientific American in 1853, the periauger belonged to his father and he received half the profit. He began his business by ferrying freight and passengers between Staten Island and Manhattan.
8. Henry Ford - Worth = $199 Billion(July 30, 1863 – April 7, 1947)
Henry Ford was an American industrialist, the founder of the Ford Motor Company, and sponsor of the development of the assembly line technique of mass production. Ford did not invent the automobile, but he developed and manufactured the first automobile that many middle class Americans could afford to buy. His introduction of the Model T automobile revolutionized transportation and American industry. As owner of the Ford Motor Company, he became one of the richest and best-known people in the world. He is credited with "Fordism": mass production of inexpensive goods coupled with high wages for workers.
Ford's philosophy was one of economic independence for the United States. His River Rouge Plant became the world's largest industrial complex, pursuing vertical integration to such an extent that it could produce its own steel. Ford's goal was to produce a vehicle from scratch without reliance on foreign trade. He believed in the global expansion of his company. He believed that international trade and cooperation led to international peace, and he used the assembly line process and production of the Model T to demonstrate it.
7. Jakob Fugger of the Lily - Worth = $221 Billion [Approximately] (6 Mar 1459 – 30 Dec 1525)
Known as Jakob Fugger the Rich or sometimes Jakob II. Fugger was a major merchant, mining entrepreneur and banker of Europe between ca. 1495-1525. He was a descendant of the Fugger merchant family located in the Free Imperial City of Augsburg, where he was also born and later also
The foundation of the family's wealth was created mainly by the textile trade with Italy. The company grew rapidly after the brothers Ulrich, Georg and Jakob began banking transactions with the House of Habsburg as well as the Roman Curia, and at the same time began mining operations in Tyrol, and from 1493 on the extraction of silver and copper in the present Czech Republic and Slovakia. As of 1525 they also had the right to mine quicksilver and cinnabar in Almadén. Elevated through marriage to Grand Burgher of Augsburg (German Großbürger zu Augsburg). Within a few decades he expanded the family firm to a business operating in all of Europe. He began his education with the age of 14 in Venice, which also remained his main residence until 1487. At the same time he was a cleric and held several prebendaries, even though he never lived in a monastery.
At his death on 30 December 1525 Jakob Fugger bequeathed to his nephew Anton Fugger company assets totaling 2,032,652 guilders. He is considered to be one of the richest persons of all time, and today he is well known as Jakob Fugger 'the Rich'. He is among the most well known Germans and arguably the most famous citizen of Augsburg. In 1967 a bust of him was placed in the Walhalla, a "hall of fame" near Regensburg that honors laudable and distinguished Germans.
6. Mir Osman Ali Khan - Worth = $230 billion (6 April 1886 – 24 February 1967)
He was the last Nizam (or ruler) of the Princely State of Hyderabad and of Berar. He ruled Hyderabad between 1911 and 1948, until it was merged into India. He was styled His Exalted Highness The Nizam of Hyderabad.
During his days as Nizam, he was reputed to be the richest man in the world, having a fortune estimated at US$2 billion in the early 1940s ($32.8 billion in today dollars) or 2 per cent of the US economy then. At that time the treasury of the newly independent Union government of India reported annual revenue of US$1 billion only.
He was featured on the cover of TIME magazine, portrayed as such. The Nizam is widely believed to have remained as the richest man in South Asia until his death in 1967, though his fortunes fell to US$1 billion by then and became a subject of multiple legal disputes between bitterly fighting rival descendants. His wealth include a vast private treasury. Its coffers were said to contain £100m in gold and silver bullion, and a further £400m of jewels.
Among them was the fabulously rare Jacob diamond, valued at some £100m (2008), and used by the Nizam as a paperweight. There were pearls, too – enough to pave Piccadilly – hundreds of race horses, thousands of uniforms, tonnes of royal regalia and Rolls-Royces by the dozen. Calculating his modern day worth by accounting for inflation, the Nizam was worth $236 billion, making him one of the wealthiest people to have ever lived.
5. Tsar Nicholas II of Russia - Worth = $300 Billion (18 May [O.S.] 6 May] 1868 – 17 July 1918)
Tsar Nicholas II of Russia, born in 1868 as Nikolai Alexandrovich into the House of Romanov, was the emperor of the Russian Empire from 1894 until the February Revolution of 1917. Around age 48 (in 1916) his wealth was valued at up to US$881 million, which equals US$290 billion in today's money.
He is seen as the wealthiest monarch and head of state in history and further as the wealthiest saint as the Russian Orthodox Church declared him, his wife and his children martyrs after being murdered in 1918 by the Bolsheviks.
Under his rule, Russia was humiliatingly defeated in the Russo-Japanese War, which saw the almost total annihilation of the Russian Baltic Fleet at the Battle of Tsushima. The Anglo-Russian Entente, designed to counter German attempts to gain influence in the Middle East, ended the Great Game between Russia and the United Kingdom. As head of state, Nicholas approved the Russian mobilization of August 1914, which marked the beginning of Russia's involvement in World War I, a war in which 3.3 million Russians were killed
At the time of his death, his net worth was $900 million, which is the inflation adjusted equivalent to $300 billion in 2012 dollars, thus making him one of the richest monarchs in human history
4. Andrew Carnegie - Worth = $310 Billion (November 25, 1835 – August 11, 1919)
Carnegie was born in Dunfermline, Scotland, and emigrated to the United States with his parents in 1848. Carnegie started as a telegrapher and by the 1860s had investments in railroads, railroad sleeping cars, bridges and oil derricks. He built further wealth as a bond salesman raising money for American enterprise in Europe. He built Pittsburgh's Carnegie Steel Company, which he sold to J.P. Morgan in 1901 for $480 million, creating the U.S. Steel Corporation.
Carnegie devoted the remainder of his life to large-scale philanthropy, with special emphasis on local libraries, world peace, education and scientific research.
With the fortune he made from business, he built Carnegie Hall, and founded the Carnegie Corporation of New York, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, Carnegie Institution for Science, Carnegie Trust for the Universities of Scotland, Carnegie Hero Fund, Carnegie Mellon University and the Carnegie Museums of Pittsburgh, among others. His life has often been referred to as a true "rags to riches" story.
3. Mansa Musa I - Worth = $400 Billion (c. 1280 – c. 1337)
Mansa Musa, was the tenth Mansa, which translates as "King of Kings" or "Emperor", of the wealthy Malian Empire.
Musa made his pilgrimage in 1324, his procession reported to include 60,000 men, 12,000 slaves who each carried 4-lb. gold bars, heralds dressed in silks who bore gold staffs, organized horses and handled bags. Musa provided all necessities for the procession, feeding the entire company of men and animals.
Also in the train were 80 camels, which varying reports claim carried between 50 and 300 pounds of gold dust each. He gave away the gold to the poor he met along his route. Musa not only gave to the cities he passed on the way to Mecca, including Cairo and Medina, but also traded gold for souvenirs. Furthermore, it has been recorded that he built a mosque each and every Friday.
Musa's journey was documented by several eyewitnesses along his route, who were in awe of his wealth and extensive procession, and records exist in a variety of sources, including journals, oral accounts and histories. Musa is known to have visited with the Mamluk sultan Al-Nasir Muhammad of Egypt in July 1324.
Musa's generous actions, however, inadvertently devastated the economy of the region. In the cities of Cairo, Medina and Mecca, the sudden influx of gold devalued the metal for the next decade. Prices on goods and wares super inflated in an attempt to adjust to the newfound wealth that was spreading throughout local populations.
To rectify the gold market, Musa borrowed all the gold he could carry from money-lenders in Cairo, at high interest. This is the only time recorded in history that one man directly controlled the price of gold in the Mediterranean
2. John D. Rockefeller - Worth = $663.4 billion (July 8, 1839 – May 23, 1937)
He was the founder of the Standard Oil Company, which dominated the oil industry and was the first great U.S. business trust. Rockefeller revolutionized the petroleum industry and defined the structure of modern philanthropy. In 1870, he founded Standard Oil Company and aggressively ran it until he
officially retired in 1897.
Rockefeller founded Standard Oil as an Ohio partnership with his brother William along with Henry Flagler, Jabez Bostwick, chemist Samuel Andrews, and a silent partner, Stephen V. Harkness. As kerosene and gasoline grew in importance, Rockefeller's wealth soared and he became the world's richest man and the first American worth more than a billion dollars. Adjusting for inflation, he is often regarded as the richest person in history.
Rockefeller spent the last 40 years of his life in retirement. His fortune was mainly used to create the modern systematic approach of targeted philanthropy. He was able to do this through the creation of foundations that had a major effect on medicine, education and scientific research. His foundations pioneered the development of medical research and were instrumental in the eradication of hookworm and yellow fever.
1. King Solomon - Worth = $2.1 Trillion[Worth $1.056 trillion in 1992] (Reign 970 to 931 BCE)
The Bible states that King Solomon held a fortune that dwarfed any and every person who lived before him, making him the wealthiest person in the world.
King Solomon reigned for 40 years. Each year, Solomon received 25 tons of gold.
1 ton of Gold is worth $64.3 Million dollars at $2000/oz Therefore, 25 tone times 40 years of his reign amounts to $64,300,800,000
This did not include income derived from business, trade, nor the annual tribute paid to him by all of the kings and governors of Arabia. King Solomon's throne was coated in pure gold and inlaid with ivory. It had 6 stairs, 12 lion statues (1 on either side of each step) and a solid gold foot stool. Two larger lion statues stood on either side of the throne.
All of the goblets and household articles in Solomon's palace were pure gold. King Solomon was reportedly so rich, that during the years of his reign over Jerusalem, his immense wealth caused silver to be considered of little value and as common as rocks. As such, nothing in Solomon's palace was made of silver.
The same devaluation was noted of cedar wood, a lumber which at the time, was considered to be of great monetary value and cultural significance by many societies at the time. Some historians claim that the Tawil family from Azech in Tur Abddin (modern day Idil in Şırnak Province, Turkey) used to be the private goldsmiths of Solomon.
Painting by: Edward John Poynter (1836 - 1919) |