Social media is a mixed medley of all types of people. Here are some types of social media folk:-

1) The complainers: They're the first to update stima zikilost. KPLC NKT!!!! Hata saa zile wamekatiwa juu hawajalipa bill. Suffericon NKTEST!!! Kumbe simu haigo through coz hajaweka credo.

2 )The preachers :These are mostly single ladies, who act holy to get a man. And the holi...er than thous who only update bible verses only on Sundays.

3 )The vigeugeus : Single today, married tomorrow, next week its complicated

4 )The weather man: Updates mostly when it rains or its very cold ..

5 ) Attention seeker :Uploads photo & updates 'I love my profile pic"

6) The Traveller:....today: nairobi here i come..tomorrow: naivasha
here i come next week: 'mombasa here I come…..Whats with the ‘here I come” thing? Really, kwani Mombasa ni shosho yako atakuchinjia kuku ukifika?

7) The unhealthy lot: stomach ache, headache, backache nkt! mnatakanga tuwe ACTAL,PANADOL ama DEEPHEAT?!!!

8) The google maps: In nakuru with my grandma omg shes funny ,….On thika road gosh its dusty

9) The beggars: ati nko tao leo nani atinibuyia lunch? Am craving
pizza who wants 2 buy me 1?

10) The liars : lie about age, marital status, hood, education , work even interests but even worse are those who use celeb photos as their profile pics and the ridiculous names!!! Ati Rihanna Msupuest, Fabregas mtu wa nguvu,

11) Witches,they always like status abt death or accidents

12) The Insomniacs:every nite they post 'usingizi imepotea'

13) The perverts: Ati Gimmie bokola leo baby!!! We are gonna get freaky tonight.
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