SHACKLES OF DOOM - KIKUYUS are thieves

Tittle; SHACKLES OF DOOM

Theme; KIKUYUS are thieves

Why; because of their entrepreneurial skills

Aim; profiling and spreading hate towards the Kikuyu community

Characters; Kamau, Mwangi, Wanjiku e.t.c

By;Butere girls in Bungoma county

Writer: An O.D.M county rep

Well am not happy at all... I once thought KENYANS are beyond this i once thought we were IN our last steps of fighting n tribalism.. But am surprised that the government have layed down a platform where to stereotype other successful community.


UKABILI NI UJINGA: When your kid gets sick do you call upon your community to help you take them to hospital? definitely no, you will call upon your immediate neighbor who probably is a KIKUYU.

So after that terrible play was aired yesterday all communities are on KIKUYUS neck ....WELL YOU HAVE BRANDED THEM officially and publicly thieves ryt? Well that brilliant & congratulation.

But have consulted yourself why you hate Kikuyus?
Do you know why? its simply because you are damn poor mentally & physically.

Well KIKUYUS are here to stay & to rule.

WE know how to make money and that why you hate us....

OKEY are some our tips of how we make money, and please before you call a KIKUYU a thief ask yourself what have they stolen from me? What do i have that they can steal from me?

1.I here you complain that they dominated all government top official job. Do you know why? When our dads & mum were running up & down to each and every library, exchanging books & ideas in order to attain that Diploma, Degree, Masters & P.H.D your parents were moving up & down in town looking and searching for the most expensive pair o f shoes and the most beautiful girl in town. THEN do you expect your dad or your mum to be offered that job? Oh hell no. And before you yap ask youself am i qualified? Then you call us thieves? Oh PRISSSSS!!!! SHUT UP YOUR BEAK!!!!

2. Us KIKUYUS we love each other. You call upon our help? We flow to your house like uncontrollable floods..Loaded with notes and thousands... How about you? You boom those who call upon your help mock them. Yes you are rich what the hell can you be doing with a poor man? That stupid and nonsense to you. Well congratulation. But when our own prosper you call them thieves? OH! PRISSSSS!!!!!! SHUT YOUR UP YOUR BEAK..

3.Okey am a KIKUYU i have several rental houses in KILELESHWA. Am an investor not an infestor. So you rent my house for 60k.. While on the other side i rent a house in Githuraii for 15k as i save the other 45k. 2years down the line am planning of bringing up another apartment.We meet in a hardware purchasing tiles & bricks you call me a thief? OHH! PRISSSSSS! SHUT UP YOUR BEAK.....

4.Am a kikuyu lady you want to date ? you wanna show me hoe rich you are? go on do it to your fullest. Well do it give me money ... give me... yes i know the way to the bank.... Within a year am branded as a Mama mboga... And you what? i definatly know i cant handle your stupidity... why? you only know the price of the most expensive sets, shoes, home theater, cloths jeans & shirts , You 've even never dreamt of the cost of a piece of land & due that i will dump you like a rotten egg...yES its a willing buyer and willing taker..... Then you yap and call me a thief? OOOOH!!! PRISSS!!! SHUT YOUR BEAK UP......

5. Am a KIKUYU i have an idea or a plan of exporting honey in U.S.A... I struggle with all means and put up my business ....yes were a Gods chosen people and my business picks up... I employ Ochieng' Aour & Onyango but Kamau as the manager for the obvious reason yes thats us pliz thts how we run our business.....4years down the line i start another business in Canada.. But remember Onyango are still stuck in my bussiness and they are stiil getting old and am forced to export them back to their country... They come hre and call me a thief? OOOOHHH!!!! PRISSSS SHUT UP YOUR BEAKSSSSS.......

SPARE US YOUR LAZINESS AND JEALOUS AND CRAP COZ WE ARE HERE TO STAY AND TO RULE FOREVER AND EVER AMEN... GOD BLESS KIKUYU